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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Autobiographical Fragment
Starting a new job sucks. Luckily for me, I’m not really starting a new job. I’ve actually worked here, on and off, for about three years. However, it’s been almost exactly two years since I left, and back then, I was doing a completely different job. In fact, being a barista in the coffee shop is just about the only job in this bookstore that I haven’t done. I was hired as a sales person, quit and moved to Utah, hated it, moved back, worked in shipping and receiving, quit and moved to Utah, hated it, and now here I am - the newest barista at the Tattered Cover Coffee Shop. It’s interesting how I got here, really. Working in a coffee shop, I mean. You know, given that I’m 23 and I only just started drinking coffee about a year ago. That was my first real act of rebellion against the teachings of my childhood. Taking the first sip of that slightly burned tasting white chocolate mocha was my first tug on the loose thread in the bindings around my own curiosity and independence. That’s right, I’m telling you that I’m a closeted lesbian, clinging to the last breaths of my Mormon upbringing by my fingernails, and I’m blaming the coffee, which incidentally, I hated that first time around.
I can’t actually say for certain that my starting to drink coffee, and figuring out that I was gay were at all related. To be honest, I was on my way out of the Church well before I knew I liked girls. I can tell you, however, that they share the commonality of both being things that I discovered, ironically enough, in Utah, surrounded by Mormons. My family, all of my friends, all of my coworkers, everyone I knew - Mormon. Which, as you can probably imagine, made those discoveries a touch uncomfortable for me. Which is why I moved back to Colorado, and came back to work at the liberally minded bookstore that I’ve come to call my second home. Although, I’m still not out. But I’m working on it! I mean, I did the whole closeted thing in Utah. I would make the occasional, but well timed comment about how cute some male customer was. And then I would go home from work, pop in an “L Word” DVD, cry my big-gay-self to sleep. But things are different now! Sure, I still live with my Mormon family, and I’m still going to church, and I haven’t told a living soul that I’m...you know...that. I’m getting to it though.
That’s all just background information though. Now that I’m back, I’m living in the here and the now. I’m back in Colorado, and I’m back at work with old friends, and there are some new people, but they seem pretty great too. Except for one of my new coworkers. Maybe it’s the fact that her name is Lauren, and I have never met a Lauren that I liked, or maybe it’s how genuinely good-natured and kind she seems, but there is something about this girl that I do not like. She’s really talkative, and is always asking me questions about myself - what I’m majoring in, what I like to do in my free time, what kind of music do I like, do I need help washing those dishes, can she get me something to eat while she’s out on her lunch break, etc. And, she seems legitimately interested in my answers. I mean, what’s her game? I guess it’s pretty cool that she’s a Women’s Studies major, and that she likes Tegan and Sara, but there is just something about her. She just makes me nervous all the time. No other person in this entire world has ever made me feel this off balance before. Oh, and she watches me. How creepy is that? I get that she’s training me, but she watches me while I make drinks and just smiles. All the time, this girl is smiling at me! On a side note, her smile is incredible. She gets these little crinkles around her big blue eyes - which are constantly sparkling, by the way. I’m not going to lie, her smile kind of makes me a little weak in the...wait! Do I have a crush on this weirdo? Oh crap.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Introduction: Catherine Boyle
1. What has been your favorite course of study in or out of school? Why?
I have really been enjoying my Education courses. I am passionate about children, and believe that everybody has the right to a great education. I love attending my practicums where I can actually spend time in the classroom, which makes me excited for my future career.
2. How many pages was the longest paper you have written? Did it include endnotes and bibliography?
The longest paper I have written was 23 pages, not including my bibliography.
3. Which was your favorite paper? Please tell us about the topic in a couple of sentences.
Surprisingly, my favorite paper I have written is my longest paper, which was a report on Michelangelo’s Last Judgment. I was able to explore the history and context of the piece as well as all of its different influences such as Dante’s Inferno, which was very interesting.
4. Is there a particular kind of writing you love to do?
I am not the type of person to just sit down and write, just for the sake of writing; however, when I do write I enjoy writing about personal experiences that I have learned from or have changed my life.
5. Which books have you read lately: art, fiction, non-fiction, sci-fi, poetry, environmental, film? Any comments are welcome.
Over the summer I reread all of the Harry Potter books. I absolutely love Harry Potter, and the world that J.K. Rowling created. I think that it is pure genius how she ties in many different themes in such an enjoyable and easy to read way. Harry Potter fostered my love of reading at a very young age, and I now read all types of books: fiction, non-fiction, scifi, anything all the time. It was nice to revisit my favorite characters in literature this summer, and I plan on doing it again very soon!
6. Which artist or writer really impresses you? Why?
Again J.K. Rowling. Her life story amazes me, and I think that what she has created through her writing is a work of art in itself.
7. What is your main interest besides writing, art, music, (i.e., the humanities)?
My main interest is skiing. I love the feeling of being in nature, of looking out from the top of a mountain onto the spectacular landscape of Colorado. The adrenaline that it gives me compares to nothing else.
8. Please describe briefly an article in a newspaper or a magazine that got you thinking lately.
Over the summer I read an article in the Denver Post about how Earth could have possibly had two moons at one point in time. Scienitsts are thinking that the larger of the moons gravity was so strong that sucked the littler of the two in, to create the moon that we have today. That is why the moon is somewhat lopsided, and why one side is smoother than the other. I thought this was interesting because many other planets have more that one moon, Jupiter has over 60, and I wonder how life on Earth would be different if we still had two moons. Would the ocean tides be different?
9. Which recent cultural event has really impressed you? This can be a museum, a concert, or anything like that, but also a sports game (if you consider this a cultural event, for which there are good reasons).
This weekend I am going to see Phish for two days, which I know will be an amazing cultural experience. People from all over the country, and the world, travel around and follow this band religiously. I am excited to meet some interesting folks.
10. Is there another, non-cultural event that has affected you deeply.
This past Spring semester I studied abroad in Florence, Italy. This changed my life profoundly. Never before had I been away from everyone and everything familiar to me, and pushed so far out of my comfort zone. It forced me to grow-up and become an adult. My experience also affected me in the way that I know understand how the world views Americans, and sadly why it is in a not so positive manner.
11. Please share with us a thought or an idea that really widened your intellectual horizon. If possible, give a source for this idea so that those who are interested know where to go.
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.”
–Dr. Seuss
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Introduction: Louis Zeller
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Introductions
I'm a creature of limited interests. In school, I'm majoring in Art History because, a) I love it, and b) because I truly love very little else. I have an incredible ability to retain the most ridiculously random facts about a myriad of subjects, but I can rarely focus on one thing long enough for anything substantial to come of it. Art History, however, seems to be the one subject that continuously excites and challenges me.
If I remember correctly, my longest paper was about 12 pages, including a bibliography. It was a research paper for a different writing class.
I've written several small papers about some contemporary artists that I've really enjoyed. I think my favorite was a discussion/comparison of the works of installation artist, Kara Walker, and photographer, Ruth Bernhard.
I really enjoy writing about art. My favorite part of my studio classes has been doing artist research, and having to compile information about different artists and their bodies of work. Like I said, I'm a creature of limited interests.
I planned on reading so much over the summer! I have no idea what happened to those plans... I ended up reading Tina Fey's memoir, Bossypants, which confirmed my long-held belief that Ms. Fey and I share the same brain. I also reread my favorite book, You Shall Know Our Velocity, by Dave Eggers. And currently I'm reading Art and Fear, by David Bayles and Ted Orland, which is an awful book, because it leaves cowardly, would-be artists with absolutely no excuse to not make art. Bastards.
It may seem a bit cliche, but Claude Monet. I just love him. I've loved Monet's work since I was a kid. True story-when I was 19, I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and when I entered the room on the second floor that is completely dedicated to Monet's work, I suffered a not-so-terribly minor case of Stendhal syndrome. There I was, by myself in a room full of strangers, looking at a painting of Rouen Cathedral, and just balling my eyes out. People were looking at me like I was a crazy person. Maybe I am. But I just love that man's paintings.
I love gardening. I thought about studying horticulture, but it turns out they make you take a lot of science for that, and I don't need that noise.
I just read an article from The Advocate, that a spokesman for the American Family Association thinks that the U.S. should reinstate anti-sodomy laws again and make homosexual activity a felony, like in the good ol' days. Which got me thinking, if I'm a lesbian, do anti-sodomy laws still apply to me?
In July, I went to a gallery opening for an instructor at CU. His work is shown in installations, both real and virtual, and deals with literary theory and the nature of language. Joel Swanson-check him out.
I recently celebrated my two year anniversary with my partner. That may not seem like a big deal to you, but it was to me.
"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased." -Katharine Hepburn
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
INTRODUCTIONS
1. What has been your favorite course of study in or out of school? Why?
Monday, August 29, 2011
Intros
1. What has been your favorite course of study in or out of school? Why?
So far I would say my favorite class I’ve ever taken would be a life drawing class I took in the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. I felt like I learned so much in such a small block of time, and all it took was drawing some naked people…
2 .How many pages was the longest paper you have written? Did it include endnotes and bibliography?
The longest paper I’ve had to write was a 15 page research paper. It was for advanced freshman lit, so it had an annotated bibliography and endnotes. It was about the debate of comic books as literature.
3. Which was your favorite paper? Please tell us about the topic in a couple of sentences.
My favorite paper I’ve written was the paper for my freshman lit class. I’m a big fan of comic books and graphic novels, and being able to explore the medium as works of art and works of literature was great – though a close second would be a paper I wrote in my AP Literature class in high school, a book review, written entirely with clichés.
4. Is there a particular kind of writing you love to do?
Not particularly, though I haven’t done much other than what I’ve written for school. I’d like to get more into writing comics, though.
5. Which books have you read lately: art, fiction, non-fiction, sci-fi, poetry, environmental, film? Any comments are welcome.
I’m currently in the middle of George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones. I’m also reading Y – The Last Man. I just finished Catch-22 and Battle Royale for the second time. I’m also reading through some non-fiction about the Jewish philosopher, Philo.
6. Which artist or writer really impresses you? Why?
I’m a big fan of cartoons and animation – right now I’m a big fan of J.G. Quintel (Regular Show, Flapjack) and Pendleton Ward (Adventure Time). As far as fine art/illustration goes… Bobby Chiu (and the rest of imaginism studios, really); I love Francis Bacon, and Dali’s early work.
7. What is your main interest besides writing, art, music, (i.e., the humanities)?
While I’m not perusing it in a scholarly manner, the study of Jewish culture and history has always been an interest of mine.
8. Please describe briefly an article in a newspaper or a magazine that got you thinking lately.
I recently read an article on the beating of the Arab cartoonist Ali Ferzat. Even in today’s day and age, political cartoons are still major powers in commenting on world news, and the violent acts taken for something as innocent and free as a cartoon reminds me of the effect that art can take upon the world.
9. Which recent cultural event has really impressed you? This can be a museum, a concert, or anything like that, but also a sports game (if you consider this a cultural event, for which there are good reasons).
I was really impressed with the Whitney Biannual. To be honest, I didn’t really like a majority of the art that was displayed – some of it I thought was tacky, some annoying, loud, and some pieces not even art at all – but the experience of going to a show and being able to question the work’s value was a great experience that I shared along with my peers and colleagues.
9.Is there another, non-cultural event that has affected you deeply.
Netflix. It affected me deeply… but not in a good way.
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and
http://www.octopuspie.com/
as well, for unexplainable reasons.
But really, going to school in NY for my freshman year was both amazing, amazingly crazy, and amazingly depressing. It was a complete shock and change for a kid from Centennial, and I can’t wait to go back.
11. Please share with us a thought or an idea that really widened your intellectual horizon. If possible, give a source for this idea so that those who are interested know where to go.
http://xkcd.com/435/ and that’s all I can really say about that.
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Philosophy and Science- it was something I knew literally nothing about at the start of the course, but absolutely loved and learned so much during. It has been one of the best classes I've had because it was sort of exactly what I pictured a college class should be; fun, relevant, interesting, and new.
A research paper that was 15, not double-spaced. Wrote it for Advanced Freshman Lit, and yes it included endnotes and an annotated bibliography.
3. Which was your favorite paper? Please tell us about the topic in a couple of sentences.
My favorite paper I've written was my college application essay, which was an obituary for summer. In a very different and nonlinear way, it talked about all my hobbies, loves, and personality without overtly doing so and being one of... THOSE college essays.
I love writing what amounts to glorified fanfiction; self-made episodes for my favorite TV shows, "better" scripts for movies I wasn't satisfied with, other ideas I feel a franchise could've explored.
I most recently read Neil Gaiman's "The Graveyard Book," which is a young-adult novel but is pretty awesome for all ages. It is simplistic but feels very genuine, and builds on many urban legends and mythologies (as most of Gaiman's work does).
Previously mentioned writer Neil Gaiman is probably my favorite bloke around right now. He has an amazing style of storytelling that is absolutely captivating, and is all the more amazing for his ability to write on just about anything and have it be interesting. His mastery of the language and his ability to turn a phrase make me endlessly jealous.
Uh, I don't really have many interests that aren't the humanities... I love the outdoors, and frequently hike, jog, and horseback ride.
I read an awful/hilarious article in Cosmopolitan the other day about "150 things to do naked (that aren't sex!)." It got me thinking that a better title for the article would have been "150 easy ways to get yourself arrested."
I went to a concert at Chataqua the other day which was pretty amazing; The Weepies were the band playing, a folksy husband and wife duo who are from Boulder originally and have managed to make a pretty good name for themselves out in the entertainment world. They had a set they had built for their acoustic tour which was really impressive. It had a miniature city that lit up differently depending on the song, a backdrop of tiny winking stars, a little forest, etc.
The new season of Doctor Who is airing again, starting last Saturday. It gets me quite excited for life in general.
The moment when I honestly and completely understood that "things will always get better" was a pretty big revelation for me. Not sure where to possibly refer someone who wants to have the same moment... at some point, I just really and deeply realized that things literally can't stay the same, and if things are bad at that moment that means they will get better.
Introduction | Blair Olivia Kirkbaumer


Saturday, August 27, 2011
Introductions
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Introductions - Daniel Walter
1. Philosophy. I love discussing ethical problems and conducting thought experiments